S.O.D. "If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums" by The Beards

1/31/2023 Let’s not worry about the real names of these band members. Their stage aliases are much more fun. We have Nathaniel Beard, John Beardman, Jr, Johann Beardraven, and Facey McStubblington. The Australian folk rock and comedy group started out as The Dairy Brothers in 2003, changing to The Beards in 2005, and active till 2016. Believe it or not, most of their songs are about beards.